16 August 2010

Microfiction Monday #44


As his feet slowly rusted, he regretted leaving the super glue near his visor. He wished he had gotten that chainsaw for his birthday.

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12 comments:

MorningAJ said...

Ouch! Not sure if he's clumsy or just very, very unlucky!
Good words.

Sylvia K said...

That super glue can do you in every time! Not sure the chainsaw is the best answer -- might cut off more than the visor! Fun take for the day! Have a great week!

Sylvia

John (@bookdreamer) said...

Don't you just hate it when all the hints in the world from open catalogues to 'oh look that on the TV..' falls on deaf ears. Gone for predicament today. My 140 is here

SparkleFarkel said...

"They" are right: 'Hindsight IS twenty-twenty'! LOL!

SouthLakesMom said...

All knights need a chainsaw . . just in case, right?

hope said...

And now he can't even blow out the candles on his cake. ;)

Interesting take!

Anonymous said...

From 'super glue' to 'chainsaws' sounds like 'from the frying pan into the fire'!!! Good one this week.

Pat said...

But I think there's a safety warning on chainsaws about using them to saw yourself out of armor.

Aoife.Troxel said...

True, Pat. Perhaps he would have been better to ask for a welding torch...

Doc FTSE said...

A postful of ideas. Well done!

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Susan at Stony River said...

So many what-ifs, what an unlucky fellow!