NaPoWriMo...Day Two

Today’s writing prompt is to type the letters RWP into the abbreviation search field at Acronym Attic and write a poem inspired in any way by one or more of the resulting phrases. You don’t have to use the words from the phrase in your poem, but you can if they fit. GLWI (Good Luck With It)!

"A Roman web place
Has no regular white paper!"
"So go to Roger Williams Park...
it's a reduced workload program
and you need it too
all you do
is think of pointless
stupid
hopeless
acronyms
to confuse me with!"
"Oh go watch RWP #24"
"What?"
"idk Rainwater Pipe."
"What did you call me?"
"Rolling Wire Probe"
"Did you just call me a fat...?"
"Nope, you're just a...
Random
Weird
Person
RWP"