He sheds all his clothes in the patio to surprise her.She ducks behind the sofa with the rest of the guests waiting to shout "Surprise! Happy Anniversary!"
He sneaks into the hallway.
They take a collective breath.
He strides into the sitting room as they jump up.
He remembers why he hates surprise parties.
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